Short Bytes #1

Arsenal lost to Chelsea. No surprises there but it still hurts. Now we have to deal with an international break on top of that. Meh.

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Australia has a Government now. Apparently…

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Commonwealth Games are on. I’m sick of hearing the Australian anthem because we keep winning so much. Thats why I arranged a few false starts to make things a bit interesting.

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Iran have finished their Russian-funded Nuclear Reactor. The Iranian president (Who’s name sounds roughly like Iminadinnerjacket) declared that if anyone attacks them then the entire world will feel the response.

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In unrelated news *Cough* *Cough* Israel have agreed to a $2 BILLION deal with the US for Rocket Fuel designed for militaristic purposes.

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The End Of The World Is Coming!

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Most year 12 students around the world will be finishing/have just finished their end of semester exams (Dubbed “Mock” Exams in some parts). Expect a spike in the blogosphere as suddenly thousands of teens have inches of spare time to tell the world of little its-and-bits, before having their lives crushed by the end of school exams (TER/HSC/GSCE etc).

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Liverpool FC have new owners – or are soon to have them anyway, along with a soon-to-be new manager, team, and league as they are sitting comfortably in the relegation zone.

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How ironic would it be if mimes held a silence protest march over pay disputes? Oh.

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